Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

Christmas Cone

A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.

Lad 1: 'Aye bro lets go esh up'
Lad 2: 'Oath cunt lets go rip some christmas cones'

by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019

Sno-coned

Ejaculating on the anal of some broad.

Drk pulled out his peppy and sno-coned Bet Bet's brown eye.

by Sno-conedbyJeff November 24, 2020

Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

flesh cone

When an obese person wears skinny jeans and it creates the ice cream cone affect.

Whoa, dude she is a total flesh cone in those pants.

...Id still lick her.

by MissFear February 28, 2011

BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it

Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone

by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021

Sneaky cone

A term used in Australia When a person has a chop ready At a place they can’t smoke until the parents go to bed e.t.c. But they can’t wait and they have one cone hoping they don’t caught

“Bro can I please just have one sneaky cone, I’ll blow the smoke out the window it’s not like ur mums gonna catch us”

by WinnieBlueTasteFlowFilter May 10, 2019