Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.
"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."
by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025
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Backseat Boyfriend

Someone waiting for you to dump your shitty boyfriend so they can treat you better
Ryan has been such an awful partner lately, I think you need a backseat boyfriend
by Caytain January 06, 2022
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backseat skiier

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.
Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
by Backseatskiier123567 May 02, 2018
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Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.
Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"
by WiggleFest July 10, 2014
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Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.
Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
by Lil' Pukey February 27, 2018
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Backseat Hooter

When someone else is dictating how you take your hoots
Don't be a backseat hooter
by SpiralGoddes August 29, 2015
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