Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.
Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.
by drbronner February 25, 2018
compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.
2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.
3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.
2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.
3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."
"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."
Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."
Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 09, 2017
A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
by BuggieHello July 25, 2019
Diana: How can it be that two sigma males are in the same room?
Everybody else: *look confused and laughing uncontrollably* Who is this beta woman?
Everybody else: *look confused and laughing uncontrollably* Who is this beta woman?
by astrotrillionaire August 29, 2021
When someone skips multiple gym sessions they learn how to beta weld. Only the biggest beta bitches who skip gym can learn this
by Alpha Male/God69 July 01, 2021
by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019