ironic

That which is of, related to, or exhibiting characteristic features of the band Iron Maiden.

That band is very ironic.

That hipster is wearing a Powerslave t-shirt to be ironic.

by amssp December 14, 2010

ilona

a strange yet exquisite mix of retardation and vodka. resembles kelly osbourne in contemporary society. when viewed in her natural habitat, the ilona most likely will be covered in black clothing wearing big dark sunglasses. likes owls. is best friends forever with katie, another amazing individual. tends to say "jinx" quite often in katie's presence. laughs constantly and erupts without warning, disturbing few near due to invisible cloak. a friend and lover of all.

dayum sheet dats whack, dats ILONA.

ugh you disgust me, stop trying to be ilona.

ilona, the paparazzi is waiting outside.

you are completely ilonarded.

by k tizzle May 9, 2005

ibonics

A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.

Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"

Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."

by Garble May 1, 2008

iLong

Another name for the iPhone 5 due to its longer height, in comparison to previous iPhone releases from Apple Inc. Famous Afghan born technologist, Zar Inashe and a few friends coined the term iLong through a Facebook discussion on the first day of its release on Sept 21 2012.

Did you take that photo with your new iLong 5. If Steve Jobs were still alive, he would never agree to releasing a device that would so easily be ridiculed and end up being called the iLong.

by Inashezar September 25, 2012

That's so ironical

A saying by someone who has no clue of the true definition or actual usage of the word irony. Can be used in conjunction with a "Oh my God!" and is usually used when a coincidence happens, thus proving the users stupidity.

"Your wearing the same jeans as me!?! That's so ironical!"
"Oh my God!"

by AllieShandy2 February 4, 2010

ironic prospector

The act of slinging your chick around by the butt-hairs, and throwing her out the window. Typically done while shouting Yee Hah! I found gold! Often accompanied by banjo music.

I gave Tamara the ironic prospector Saturday night, and I haven't seen her since...

by Hoogelex September 9, 2006

Ironicies

Things that are ironic.

The ironicies of that movie are halarious.

by Haceko November 10, 2009