idiot

(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment

You are an idiot for looking up the word "idiot"

by Anonomous Boi April 18, 2006

idiot

A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.

Boy: Ghaa.
Mother: My little idiot.

by DeathByFloyd December 28, 2005

idiot

A creature common to most regions of the planet, easily identifiable by markings resembling the words "Abercrombie," "Billabong," "Nike," etc., and by its shrill Tweeting call.

Shhh! Did you hear that? That was the cry of the North American idiot!

by IllogicalTendencies July 6, 2009

IDiot

A derisive term used by some for proponents of ID - intelligent design.

A combination of ID + idiot.

That guy is a total IDiot, he is still claiming that flagella are irreducibly complex

by Promethean March 30, 2008

idiot

Male species

"Men should be locked up underground and used to reproduction purposes only."

by Mercurial June 2, 2004

idiot

That's what most people on the internet are!

Wow idiots flock to that website like no tomorrow.

by 1-2-3 you're on me. December 2, 2009

Idiot

Girls who write their names in the Urban Dictionary and describe themselves as goddesses

Victoria: A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incrediSHUT UP, I BET YOU'RE UGLY AS HELL GOD DAMMIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

by MekAC February 9, 2015