Jäger Hulk

A guy who is 6'3 about 305 pounds, who is always drunk, and running down the streets of New Orleans, punching cars and lamp posts, hurting his hands more than anything... Jäger Hulk has no real powers.

I saw this jäger hulk walking down bourbon street and he grabbed this little guy, like a bear would a salmon, AMAZING SPEED for his size, and I was like "Oh are they friends, are they lovers, what's going on here?" And the little guy said "who are you, get your hands off me" and I'm like, "oh they're not friends or lovers... This is assault."

by the yeet August 16, 2014

Hulk Smash

When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch

Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!

by JPMDSK September 16, 2009

Hulk-Hands

When one aggressively inserts his hands into the vaginas of two plus-sized females simultaneuosly, in a Toys 'R Us parking lot.

"Instead of buying Christmas presents for his kids this year, Chad decided to spend his money on something for himself, so he got 2 prostitutes and gave them Hulk-Hands for Christmas."

by Martian12 August 9, 2012

hulk rage

The frustration from daily life stresses that lead a person to explode in anger and accidently or intentionally destroy things.

I lost my job, crashed my car on the way home and found out that the basement to my house was flooded. My hulk rage led me to throw around cardboard boxes like I was a giant and they were buildings. anger, rage, frustration, superhero, Hulk, blow up, throw a fit, fuss

by joecoolthefool September 1, 2015

Hulk-shit

When a person freaks out about something silly, and becomes somewhat physically violent. as if the Incredible Hulk went ape-shit... that's how hard they are freaking out.

Such an offender will begin by bringing the incident up (usually something like a pest being seen last week or the offender forgetting his keys) then (s)he will begin to scream blind accusatory statements at you. As you make your way to the door to leave, the offender will try to physically remove you from the house that you are currently leaving by pushing you and hitting you...

Jon: "What's the matter with you bro?"

John: "I went home to pick up my book and my room mate went Hulk-shit on me about the house 'smelling funny'. I told him I didn't have time to talk and I didn't think it was a big deal but he started Freaking out. He turned green and started throwing shit everywhere!"

by hyperkriegs December 3, 2011

hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

Hulk Bulk

Hulk bulking is the art of bulk eating whilst going to the gym. Testosterone is also used as a boost by meat heads at the gym to get maximum gains. People who hulk bulk walk around with size XS T-shirts on to make themselves look even bigger whilst bulking.

"Hey sam, I hear you were hulk bulking the past few months! How's it going?"
Sam: " Yeah, been hitting so much test and going to the gym everyday. You should try hulk bulking "

by Mikethebigboss October 9, 2013