eight hours

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

by John Perich May 28, 2009

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.

That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

by chestnutsroastingonanopenfire December 21, 2009

Owl Hours

The period of complete darkness during the night between the hours of 8 p.m. to 4 a.m.

I'm not a morning person or a early bird I love staying up at night during owl hours

by EmJayee September 30, 2017

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 May 2, 2018

Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.

John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."

by JCowski February 19, 2009

cock hour

6:00pm

free masturbation period nut as much as you want

guy 1: fuck yeah its cock hour!

by sexmaker January 1, 2021