horizontal barracuda

a saying that refers to sex.

You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!

by Poly-anna May 24, 2018

Flag

Get the horizontal barracudamug.

Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 6, 2024

Flag

Get the Horizontal Bigfootmug.

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.

Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again…

by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019

Flag

Get the Horizontal barmug.

You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Flag

Get the You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Cripmug.

horizontal lengthage

horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)

Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''

Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?

by JokerGoat September 24, 2018

Flag