horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed

bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango

by Shæt April 20, 2024

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SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

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N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 07, 2010

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a saying that refers to sex.

You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!

by Poly-anna April 10, 2018

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Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.

“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”

“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”

by Valunnten February 22, 2018

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Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

by Milesotoole February 01, 2015

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was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012

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