Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark May 30, 2018
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Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.
They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw
by Claymationdude June 14, 2017
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homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
by Batman091190 October 01, 2020
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homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
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Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.
Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.
by Docrates July 12, 2022
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