Hofbauer

Someone that rides a tricycle to get around and likes going over bumps.

I looked to my left while driving and a Hofbauer was riding on the sidewalk.

by joey Raggggg November 12, 2012

hoffle

passionately possessive over your food

hoffle my waffle.
i’m hoffle for taco bell

by Yungsavagealex October 21, 2017

Aaron Hoffman

verb. The act of pouring your drink into someone else's drink usually without the consent and the other party's knowledge of said action until after a significant portion of fluid has been transferred. Homogeneity of fluid mixtures is not a requirement and usually complete opposite types of liquids are "mixed" against the unsuspecting party's will.

"I was talking to a few people at this party while holding a drink and then I realize a schmohawk pulled an Aaron Hoffman and poured half his cup of beer into my vodka cranberry."

by wordman4321 March 31, 2013

Philly Chee Hoff

(n.) The proper nomenclature in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the greatest actor of our generation.

"Philly Chee Hoff was unforgettable in 'Boogie Nights'. He totally had me believing he would S Wahlberg's D."

"Philly Chee Hoff, the only man I'd have sex with."

by Ryan Fitz July 24, 2008

Ethan Hoff

A crummy scumbag who is so lonely and so utterly depressing he desires not a girlfriend, but a fuck-buddy. Said Ethan has a hard time keeping things long term and uses depressing methods to bring you in. When presented with an argument, he tends to bring moot points into play that either have no relevance to the conversation, make no sense whatsoever, or sounds like a feminist wrote it down a spoke it to a large audience. When the Ethan Hoff is brung into to a conversation of friends, he tends to ruin it with depressing shit or saying, and I quote, "YEA BOIIIIIII".

Friends: "Man, Braxton is cool and all, but sometimes he can be annoying
The Ethan Hoff: 'WHAT THE HELL MAN!!?? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE DOES NOT MEAN THAT-..."
Friends: "Okay, we're gonna stop you right there Ethan Hoff."
The Ethan Hoff: "MAKING JOKES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T...!"
Friends: "SILENCE!"

by DonTheNugget March 7, 2017

hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

by theo May 7, 2003

Me'Hoff

referring to the term "jacking off" or "jack me off"

if someone has the nickname Me'Hoff they are probably a nympho, but that doesnt exactly mean that they want you to jack them off right then and there

by nympho3 May 28, 2005