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Hooker with a penis

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".
by Kel June 3, 2004
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hockey

Hockey is the most underrated team sport on earth. Every equivalent record, achievement or feat performed by any other type of athelete a hockey player does on fucking skates!
P1. Micheal Jordan holds the most records in Basketball.

P2. That's nice, Gretzky did it on skates, backwards! Hockey rules!
by cold lake sucks April 10, 2007
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hockey

Hockey is the most underrated team sport on earth. Every equivalent record, achievement or feat performed by any other type of athelete a hockey player does on fucking skates!
P1. Micheal Jordan holds the most records in Basketball.

P2. That's nice, Gretzky did it on skates, backwards! Hockey rules!
by cold lake sucks April 10, 2007
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dead hooker

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.
Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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Hockey boys

The hottest type of athletes
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hickerbilly

Midwestern slang term. (poss. origin: Indiana)
A cross between a hick and a hillbilly, and therefore the worst of the lot. A farmer boy who wears plaid flannel down jackets, camo pants/overalls, owns more than one pickup truck, prays to Jesus and his mama, lives in trailer, etc. etc.
You can't swing a dead cat in Kentucky without hitting a hickerbilly.
by glitterfaerie January 31, 2003
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hockey

The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD.

Sadly, hockey's greatness isn't appreciated everywhere. But in Canada, we live and breathe this game, this one sport is intrinsically what links a nation together, it's a part of our heritage.

We even celebrate "Hockey Day in Canada." The passion and love for this game extends to young and old alike, children in pee wee games across the country dream about living the ultimate fantasy and playing in the NHL.

Nothing brings together a city more than a winning local team, nothing brings together a country more than winning on an international level(again, and again and again, I might add).

I get goosebumps when the crowd sings along with O' Canada, I feel giddy when I hear the HNIC theme song, I leave work early or skip class when my schedule interferes with a hockey game, I wear my hockey jersies proudly after a big win, I have crazy game day rituals and I jump up when we score. I'm blissfully happy when my team wins and torn after a loss.
DON'T TELL ME IT'S JUST A GAME.
There is something seriously wrong with you if you don't passionately love hockey.
by j0813 March 18, 2005
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