Verb. - To be blind-sided by a machiavellian carpetbagger from Arkansas. - OR - The act of moving to a state where you are relatively unknown for the purpose of hoodwinking the populace into electing you to a high office, such as the U.S. Senate, and then devlivering absolutely no discernable or positive results for your constituency, and then using your ill-gotten position as a stepping stone to attempt the same con on a national level, like say, in a run for the White House.
N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.
N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.
V. - "Hey Bill, what do you say we hillbillary those poor, stupid bastards in New York state.
N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.
N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.
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n. People, primarily in the Appalachian region of the South, who are isolated from civilization and cannot therefore assimilate into modern culture. They differ from rednecks in, that, rednecks live in close proximity to both civilization and modern culture, however, they choose not to assimilate, whereas a hillbilly cannot assimilate.
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1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.
2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.
2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
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Get the Hillbilly mug.the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
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