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hillbillary

Verb. - To be blind-sided by a machiavellian carpetbagger from Arkansas. - OR - The act of moving to a state where you are relatively unknown for the purpose of hoodwinking the populace into electing you to a high office, such as the U.S. Senate, and then devlivering absolutely no discernable or positive results for your constituency, and then using your ill-gotten position as a stepping stone to attempt the same con on a national level, like say, in a run for the White House.

N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.
V. - "Hey Bill, what do you say we hillbillary those poor, stupid bastards in New York state.

N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.
by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008
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hillbilly

Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!"
hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!
by Heather September 9, 2003
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hillbilly

n. People, primarily in the Appalachian region of the South, who are isolated from civilization and cannot therefore assimilate into modern culture. They differ from rednecks in, that, rednecks live in close proximity to both civilization and modern culture, however, they choose not to assimilate, whereas a hillbilly cannot assimilate.
"He lives a ways, yonder over the mountain, 'bout 100 miles from the city, he's a true hillbilly"
by Z Ellmo September 8, 2006
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hillbilly turtle sex

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
by SirDeity August 29, 2011
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Hillbilly Hotpocket

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.
Earl"I gave that girl a hillbilly hotpocket...skoal wintergreen is the best for doing such"
by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010
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Hillbilly

People that love to drink moonshine and LOVE FUCKING THEIR COUSINS
We hillbilly bastards love moonshine and having sex with our cousins
by KoB king May 7, 2017
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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