I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

grievance hearing

v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.

Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearing
Bob- Hope everything comes out ok.

by 910 January 28, 2008

Horton hears a snitch

The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches

When Horton hears a snitch a bitch about to be shot

by Defult dan the meme man December 9, 2018

We Hear You

We Hear You (or W.H.Y. for short) is a PR way for companies to feign acknowledgement and responsibility of their mistakes without following up on a solution in an minimalist way of calming down their irate customers/employees.

After YouTube rewinds dislike ratio surpasses the most disliked video on YouTube
"Thanks to the creators that took part in Rewind, and the community that responded. We hear what you're saying, and we want to make next year better for all of you. Watch this space!"
Some random YouTube user "yeah We Hear You when your plans go up in flames".

by cpslock December 19, 2018

Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat

E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".

by Reuby24 August 24, 2019

Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder

Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.

by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016

hearing the dub

when you hear something you don't wanna hear

Did you hear the dub?
Yeah, I heard the dub - boss is making us come in early on Sunday. Can't believe I'm hearing the dub.

by cutie pie 26 January 19, 2018