Hayley

Hayley i dont like u u smell like rotten eggs :insert mad face here;

-Kai.

I Hate Hayley so much because she is rotten and mean and stuff

by eeaefaefe April 30, 2022

Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020

Hayley

The type of girl to read aloud the definitions of her name. A little c*** with small tit ys that bully orphans

Hayley: A b**** that laughs

by Clara the olive oil salter March 3, 2023

hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person

Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring

by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018

Haylei Cheney

the skinniest twiggy twig twig thin skinny thinny minnie twiggy iggy 1.5 inch waist queen

"have you seen haylei cheney?"
"the skinny one?"
"who else 👅"

by pocketknivesuwuonichan January 18, 2025

hayley larrabee

is the most anyoeing person on earth but can still kick ur ass

woow this chick is such a hayley larrabee

by jacky chan1234567890 January 17, 2013

hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025