Have a relax

Where you have good intentions to relax but your whole body and thoughts take you to Manhattan. You end up being a high class escort who just can’t have a relax

Shardequa was on day three of a bender paid for by her latest client. As she racked another gram, she sighed, when am I ever going to have a relax? Then she ate four more pills and dropped two tabs. Have a lack of a dictionary definition Missy out for more pills and drop to have a lighter say I want to come home after work and then my dam Lena kids and then my my way to kids want to interrupt me but I just want to have a relax

by shardymchardy April 3, 2021

have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

have a ring

More intense than having a bone for a girl, having a ring is the position of being so infatuated that you would marry a girl if he is given a chance

Dude, my roomate would totally have a ring for this chick at school, like damn, he was on knee.

by CSALSO December 29, 2007

Have a winnie

1. To defecate.
2. To poo

"I'll be back in a moment, I need to have a winnie

by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

have a kick

The act of gay sex between two extremely homosexual football players.

“Hey cunt, wanna have a kick?”
“Yeah mate!”
*gay sex*

by ihaveaUTI August 28, 2020