have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet

Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!

by SashiChucks December 17, 2008

have a ring

More intense than having a bone for a girl, having a ring is the position of being so infatuated that you would marry a girl if he is given a chance

Dude, my roomate would totally have a ring for this chick at school, like damn, he was on knee.

by CSALSO December 29, 2007

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011

Have a Cappuchino

Stop cappin'

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'

by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020

Happy having

Happy having means to have sex with the same gender

Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool

by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019