It's happening!

What you say when you or a friend gets a boner i.e. a hard on i.e. an erect penis i.e. an erection.

1: It's happening!!!!!
2: Woah! Congrats, bro! Let's get lit!

by Sexy Tortilla January 5, 2020

I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010

Life Happens

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

by Beeatrice April 6, 2010

happen next

A clever way to tell someone to either shut up or speed up the process.

A: Guess what I did yesterday, I went swimming and had fun....
B:Happen Next

by Faith Ayers April 6, 2004

Happenis

The inner meaning of the word happiness

“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”

by Happenises October 12, 2019

Its happened b4

Used as an adjective to clarify how true or definite something is. Does not actually have to have happened before. Eg person 1 “She’s fit, I’d like to give her one” Person 2 “it’s happened before”

Eg person 1 “She’s fit, I’d like to give her one” Person 2 - Its happened b4

by Rich Claridge February 7, 2006