Hammock City

A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend

I heard the hammock city this weekend is gonna be awesome.

by One Smart-ass redneck September 28, 2014

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 November 20, 2015

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017