(noun)
A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.
The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.
The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
Get the Hail Mary Parademug. Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points
This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids
by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020
Get the This has to be hailed as a raging successmug. by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
Get the parents hail from Canadamug. Adjective: Describes something that is "good as hell", meaning excellent, of superior and unequal merit or worth.
by Virgjmewkjwe.lhdwwedxexdqewdde December 5, 2019
Get the goodern hailmug. friend 1- " want to go to the strillers tonight?
Friendd 2- "yeah but the strippers are shit. i will just have to make it hail"
Friend 1- slags
Friendd 2- "yeah but the strippers are shit. i will just have to make it hail"
Friend 1- slags
by lacwfxx February 1, 2015
Get the make it hailmug. Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.
Person B: Hail Hoots!
Person A: Hail Hoots!
Person B: Hail Hoots!
Person A: Hail Hoots!
by Zargothrax Did Nothing Wrong May 7, 2024
Get the Hail Hoots!mug.