Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points
This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids
by Buffoon in a park December 05, 2020
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HAIL SNEEZER!

What you can say when someone sneezes instead of bless you or God bless you.
Person 1: *sneeze
Person 2: HAIL SNEEZER!
by Frenchtard April 13, 2024
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Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 08, 2024
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wettin on da hail

(verb) pronounced: wettin' on da hail.

To piss onto skeet. Hail being the skeet.
maine, after i blew on my bitches face, i had to piss like a mo, i was wettin on da hail.
by job123 May 14, 2011
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Telfer Hail Storm

The act of freezing ones urine in an ice tray and throwing it at someone.
She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.

Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.
by J Archer December 13, 2023
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An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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Hail Hoots!

Hail Hoots! Our mighty god of the Terrorvortex! May he save us from the evil wizard Zargothrax!
Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.

Person B: Hail Hoots!

Person A: Hail Hoots!
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