I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN

Chad slang for do you guys want to play Risk of rain 2? Except Mat, fuck Mat (also known as Matt).

"Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN, Yeaaaaaa!"

"please no, not again"

by Davidossuprimos September 16, 2022

i hear you hummin

a non-formal reply by an authoritative figure in response to a subordinates complaints or concerns

"I understand that Jane can be hard to work with, trust me, I hear you hummin John"

by Bubbamac January 17, 2017

impreachment hearing

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.

One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

Heare Heare

A way of greeting someone in the best way possible
He-ar he-ar

Sam: "Heare Heare!"
Will: "Oh Heare Heare Sam!"

by Yacob :) March 30, 2021

grievance hearing

v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.

Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearing
Bob- Hope everything comes out ok.

by 910 January 28, 2008

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025