A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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Did u hear about Mina

It's a VERY disgracing slang-term. It's usually only males that say it But shemales can also say it. People in da hood say it all the time.
August: Did u hear about mina?
Thorbjørn: Mina who?
Augus: Mine balls in your mouth

Thorbjørn: 'crying'
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You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.
So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.
by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023
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Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat
E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".
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Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.
Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
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Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
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