Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

smuggle and grunt

wirral rhyming slang 4 cunt

ur a ryt smuggle and grunt

by Jamie Woody's Barmy Army January 16, 2008

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 7, 2017

stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.

I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018