1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
Get the Grocery storemug. by mrsbubbles September 11, 2020
Get the Grocery Whoremug. Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
Get the grocery grabbermug. A bag with different things in it. As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
"I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it."
by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025
Get the groceriesmug. by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021
Get the grocery store phonemug. by Hooker 2 May 8, 2021
Get the Eatin Groceriesmug. A bag with different things in it.
As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.
by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025
Get the groceriesmug.