turtle grip

To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!

I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!

by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011

"gripping pad"

Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."

Example One:

Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."

Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."

Example Two:

Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."

Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"

Fleet Safety Director:

by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009

does it grip?

is it also bubblegum pink?

"Hi Lana Rhoades, does it grip? and it it bubblegum pink?"

by lethaldrug January 25, 2023

Flonian Grip

Flonian Grip

The act of bending a girl over fucking her pussy hard while gripping her ass tightly.

"There is nothing like a good old "Flonian Grip" to satisfy a man while hammering his woman!"

by Zorged September 23, 2016

Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.

Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me

by jonzo89 March 11, 2011

Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.

Tom was caught double gripping again.

by Aamiye March 27, 2017

squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.

"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."

by Thewalis December 27, 2013