Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.

Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.

by VTvalley2 November 27, 2009

Everett Grass

The man who started the chicken and rice trend of 2019

Did you hear, Everett Grass is in town!

by LongTailinFront March 6, 2019

Bitch Grass

A term defining weed that not only causes a burning iritation to the throat and lungs, but lacks potency for anyone but the weakest smokers. Smokers of Bitch Grass include: bitches, middles schoolers, and poor people.

"Man this shit is bitch grass, I smoked three bowls..I ain't even high"

by Pyrocrazyman September 18, 2009

Raptor grass

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.

Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.

by Ally_MK August 16, 2019

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.

by Ponyface March 15, 2009

Brummy grass

Spiky horrible graas

Oh no, I can't sit there. It's Brummy grass

by ShanethJ March 26, 2021

good grass

Someone is considered good grass if they are a good person to get high with.

"Man, why don't we order some pizza and watch Donnie Darko?"
"Dude, you are good grass"

by Gg.. March 4, 2009