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Gnostic

1. combination of the words, gnarly, nice, awesome, and fantastic.
2. refers to anything mind blowing at any given moment. {that is-> gnarly, nice, awesome, and fantastic}
"Whoaaa broahs, that sesh was totallly gnostic!"

"Word mang...the powpow is seriously gnostic!"

"Mom, these eggs are fuggin gnostic!"

"GNOSTIC!"
by Holly Bush aka Juana Anarchy November 11, 2006
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gansta

The act of being a complete awesome person. Most likely to be a wannabe.Modes: Ninja, Dino, Gangster, or any other sort of sweet type of coolness. Most likely a misfit, or a nerd. Thought to be amazing within inner circle. From outside world frowned upon. A gansta always uses awesome slang terms, like sst, and follows the teachings of the how to be Gangster video by nigahiga on youtube. In whole, an awesome person.
Im such a gansta.

Joe your such a nerd.
No I'm not! I'm a gansta!
by PurpleG April 25, 2008
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ganster pace

Walking or driving at a ganster pace means you're going too slow. You may also exhibit a ganster lean when walking.
"Man, will you hurry up. You're going at a ganster pace!"
by Cait Caffe December 13, 2008
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Ginster

"Look at dat Ginster
by Mali656 November 29, 2017
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Gont

A combination of the words “Go” and “don’t
Michael Gont molest children

Michael “don’t go” molest children
by The Baby Whale August 11, 2020
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Gnosticism

An ancient religious movement that evolved out of nascent Jewish and Christian sects in the late 1st century A.D. Gnosticism is a very subversive set of ideas, and it's distantly related to other Abrahamic mystical traditions like Kabbalah, but was suppressed by the early orthodox Christians and Jews as a perversion of their beliefs.

Basically, Gnostics read the first chapters of Genesis in a very different way than is traditional, seeing the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve as good and viewing the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil as humanities first step into consciousness.

Because of this, Gnosticism posits that the god of the Hebrew Bible, Yahweh, is actually an evil bastard child of the lowest aeon called Sophia (Greek for "Wisdom") who disobeyed the higher aeons and fell from grace.

Gnostic cosmogonies are complex and convoluted and very diverse across different movements, but a basic description of it would be that basically Yahweh and his archons (Greek for "rulers") created the physical world and rule over it, trapping our souls within it to keep us from the light world, the world which is ruled by the aeons and a Supreme God who is fundamentally good and who possesses both masculine and feminine hypostases.

Many Gnostics believe this good God is the God of the New Testament and they generally regard Jesus as a savior who came into the world to rescue a fallen Sophia and bring humanity back into the light world through knowledge.
Person 1: Wow! Did you hear about the discovery of the Nag Hammadi library?

Person 2: No, what does it contain?
Person 1: It contains the ancient writings of Gnosticism, a mystical religious movement that existed about 2000 years ago!
by wugugugug September 13, 2020
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gontbh

a person who loves gon very much. but not as much as me lol. they r very funny and cool too
gontbh

are u gonna continue?

no. just.. gontbh.
by willsmith2024 May 31, 2021
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