Gabe

He is an asssssssssssssssss. Nobody likes gabe except himself. He needs a life and to stop being a dick.

Girl 1: I hate gabe
Girl 2: me toooo girllllll
Girl 1: we should bond over this and get ice cream
Girl 2: we should but also Gabe is ratchet
Girl 1: yeah, I will have my bf beat him up
Girl 2: good he deserves that shit

by Thelonelycow July 19, 2018

Gabe

He sucks weiner and has blonde hair usually playing dead rising for some bad ass kid but usually sucking weiner

Dude that guy gabe is a great multitasker i saw him playing dead rising while sucking a weiner at the same time.

by PIMPDADDYWOHOO July 30, 2012

Gabe

To forget something of minor importance, only to come back and retrieve that worthless item.

I totally just Gabed my ipod earphones in the office.

by Gabey June 11, 2012

Gabe

I, the person writing this, am a Gabe. There are many definitions on here that I think are pretty accurate. I want a girlfriend lol. Now I will go on to say how I do like video games, I have brown hair and dark brown eyes, I am 5'11", and I think I look pretty good lol.

Gabe's Snapchat is tastefulmaple

by SubwayHasXbox May 26, 2019

Gabe

GABE is a common acronym used for most Gabriels.
G - Gaslighter
A - Asshole
B - Brunette
E - Egomaniac

Do you see that short man over there?
Get away, that's a Gabe.

by puppyeyes21 November 21, 2021

Gabe

Someone who's is a dick and a slob and looks fucking retarted and tries to act cool but really is gay and is a failure and needs rehab and no friends because he's fucking ugly asf

Get that fucking Gabe out of my face !

by Imamotherfuckingpimp May 4, 2017

Gabe the Dog

A well known meme, who died on January 19th, 2017.

Gabe the Dog borked until 1/19/2017

by fenwantsthenamefen January 21, 2017