foist

To be fat and mosit at the same time.

George was foist when he got out of the shower.

by Chris Beddow May 17, 2005

Foist

It's like fisting.
With your foot.

i fucking foisted that bitch.

by Destoyer of Worlds July 21, 2010

Foosball

The game some people at my school play during lunch or break times.

Also, the game that I kick Steven and Mike's ass at.

Guy #1: Hey, let's go get high and play some foos.
Guy #2: Alright dude, sounds awesome.

A few minutes later...

Guy #2: I fucking hate you and this game.

by Clifford B. April 15, 2005

foostadoodle

to fiddle with something that cannot be fixed so that it works.

You have to foostadoodle with the chemical dispenser to get it to work properly.

by oh girl August 19, 2003

foodstamp baby

A baby, usually black or of another minority group, whose parents are on foodstamps. Foodstamp babies grow up on massive amounts of kool-aid, watermelon and chicken. Foodstamp babies cry a lot because they learn at a very young age that their parents are a burden to society.

John: "See that lady that just came through my line with $500 worth of chicken and watermelon? Of course she paid with foodstamps and her foodstamp baby wouldn't stop crying."
Ron: "Goddamn foodstamp babies."

by john-stump December 18, 2011

fobster

Fall Out Boy groupie or wannabe
Someone who is obsessed with Fall Out Boy

Look at that fobster singing the wrong lyrics to "This ain't a scene, it's an arms race"!

by Conbon March 25, 2007

foist

to cum while shitting (pronounced fwa)

Max foisted when Martha gave him an HJ in the bathroom stall.

by Timson J October 20, 2007