Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

Flog

Flight log

Can you let the captain help me fill out this flog? Thank you

by Gongmin March 15, 2019

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

flog trapper

A person who wears a butt plug all day long.

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper

by Unlimited D May 31, 2018

dot flog

Where you stand in front of a mirror and masturbate while getting turned on by your anus

I'm going to go home and dot flog like pdog teached me!!!!

by Pirateeddy October 4, 2016

Molly Flogged

When a person is rolling too hard. The high after vomiting profusely. Maybe you had Too much too fast…

Poor Sam got molly flogged at the festival.

by MtnHippeee November 12, 2021