Pork Scotch Fridge

An appliance used by fat security guards for keeping all the food responsible for maintaining their waistline above 50 inches. To anyone else who has access to it its a repository for steaming piles of shit.

Pork Scotch (opening the Pork Scotch Fridge): Dear God what's that smell!

Maybe your food's gone off.

Pork Scotch: Someone's put a bag of shit in my fridge!

I saw some niggers hanging round earlier.

Pork Scotch: I'll kill 'em all!

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

fidget

to toy with an object, usually a pen, during company meetings or bad church sermons

Pastor Ed's sermon sent us all in a stupor, so i fidgeted

by cinnabun! August 21, 2003

fridge dance

the wierd routine dance one does everytime he checkes the fridge, even if he isnt hungry.

Jake kept fridge dancing yesterday in hopes of finding one last beer.

Did you hear about Cris? He was so drunk he fell while doing the fridge dance.

by Flaming_Blade May 25, 2009

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

Fidget spinner

A special ed toy stupid people play with and don't have a thing to do else with their shitty lives.

Mom can I get a fidget spinner .

Mom : hell no those are for sped people

by Tommy Andrew May 23, 2017

The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.

Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.

by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011

Ghetto fridge

A metal trash can filled with snow.

We kept the beer cold in the ghetto fridge until the party started.

by Smoov B September 3, 2005