Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military

den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch

by Denmaski May 19, 2018

boruto hoodie first

A meme that originated from a server called Darbucks back in 2020. In 26 May 2020, the owner of Darbucks begged a user to buy him an Anime Cosplay Hoodie called the Boruto Hoodie that he found online. Then the user tried to alter the topic, and the owner said "Ok but Boruto Hoodie First". This soon became a widespread server meme where all users spam and chant "Boruto Hoodie First" in chat for fun. The meme spamming never slowed down until the end of June, therefore the owner decides to commemorate this month as one of the biggest, influential and successful memes made in the server so far in 2020.

Lisa : How much is the CSGO knife skin?
Sion : Ok but Boruto Hoodie First

by TMSGae April 26, 2022

George Lucas's first rule of cinematography

A rule first postulated by known film director George Lucas, stating that, "In any given movie franchise, at least one third of the films will suck." In addition to his own Star Wars prequels, some examples of movie sagas that follow this rule are: the Matrix saga, The Godfather trilogy, The Planet of the Apes, Shrek.

An exception to the rule is Toy Story, while the ultimate application of the rule is the Twilight Saga, wherein all the movies suck, the novels sucked, and yet there's another movie in the making.

Son: Dad, do you want to watch the Phantom Menace?
John: There were no prequels, and I have no son.

Paul: Should we watch Godfather Part II?
Sam: Does George Lucas's first rule of cinematography apply to it?
Paul: On the contrary, it's the best in the series!

by Patiodude October 26, 2011

first drop

First Drop refers to the first time you drop a new electronic. Handhelds like cellphones,pdas,ipods are usually the vitims. Usually the operator and owner of the device has much less regard for the well being of the electronic after the first drop.

Friend- Bro I'm really sorry your RAZR vibrated off the table
You- Dont worry bro it's chillin I had the first drop like a week ago.

by Popeye87 June 24, 2006

First Night Gangsterism

First heard on MTV's "World of Jenks". Term created by the rapper Maino. It goes something like this: You meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and “give her the penetration of life”

Man 1: I'm taking you out on the town tonight for the first time. I wanna see some First Night Gangsterism.

Man 2: What?

Man 1: You gotta meet a girl for the first time. Take her back to her home or hotel and give her the penetration of life.

by KillahCam0719 September 13, 2010

First Person Shooter

The act of fellatio being performed on a male who is playing a video game, including, but not limited to first person shooter games, including, but not limited to all versions of"Counter-Strike", "Call of Duty", and "Halo"

"Dude, I wish I could get my dick sucked while playing a video game"

"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"

by Para.dox December 10, 2012

first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017