feeling whitney

Emotion one experiences whilst looking for someone to put up with one's bullshit.

Most commonly felt when sipping Houston with homies.

I was feeling Whitney me and my homies were dropping a Houston.

by The stonely loner March 8, 2017

feeding the beaver

to bang a girl on the kitchen table.

I was feeding the beaver last night while I was watching the food network.

by Bendig December 17, 2008

feelings vomit

an outpouring of romantic, schmaltzy feelings by someone who has romantic intentions towards the listener - usually when the listener is unprepared for such feelings and does not return the sentiment

"He called me last night and told me he loved me. It was weird and unexpected and I'm grossed out by the feelings vomit. I haven't even talked to him in 3 weeks!"

by Curves&Nerves November 12, 2009

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

mad feelings

when someone has an extreme liking towards someone that's basically driving them mad.

"I have mad feelings for you more than you can imagine."

by Kayla2729 April 6, 2017

Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

Feeling a little Lost

The feeling you get when you have two separate and distinct lifestyles that will inevitably become aware of each other in a cataclysmic and emotionally dramatic scene.

I was working the stage at the Klassy Kitty when my boss from my day job asked me for a lap dance. I was feeling a little Lost.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz February 11, 2010