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Fartissue

A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.
"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".
by kdcinsb October 7, 2010
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Farmistry

(noun) Farming with unique skill, virtuosity, grace and flair, particularly when embracing sustainable farming methods.
The MacAllan family showed remarkable farmistry with their current harvest of sensational Zinfandel grapes.
by Firefly Creative Company June 5, 2015
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ferris blackwell

A lovely girl who uses witchcraft and likes to dance weirdly and shout random sayings such as "turn taylor into a toad babhabsh"
Taylor: "Tylah have you seen Ferris Blackwell?"
Tylah: "I heard her doing witchcraft at lunch"

Taylor: "K cool"
by witchcraft witches Ferris March 15, 2017
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Ferris fucker

“ I had the best Ferris fucker last night, it was really romantic
by Miapopz1 February 10, 2019
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Farrier

Person and or company that provides gigolo services to older men specializing in inter species. Typically a homosexual men but can be heterosexual in certain circumstances.
Chris was supplied by a local farrier company. My horse and I were very satisfied with his services.
by King Osf November 20, 2019
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ferrishetu

A goal driven personality,she has more to offer than she gets and she's ok with it as long as you don't take advantage of that.
Ferrishetu's are loving personalities, u cant help but like or get jealous of them once you get to know them
It's hard to make dem feel less important because they love themselves more than anything.
That girl should be a ferrishetu,she's got it all in her
by Janet krinard February 5, 2020
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FARTIST

A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.
We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
by Dr. Gunther Volt March 9, 2020
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