Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. by sundowncreeping February 7, 2013
Get the Facebookmug. A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.
by SamDitaranto June 30, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
by spacezebra December 12, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.
by Jrahien July 14, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.
Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!
Marry: Who are you?
Marry: Who are you?
by bethany020 February 8, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.
1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.
by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010
Get the Facebookmug.