Facebook

A imaginary place where losers can pretend to have friends.

Facebook is a cool place, I have 200 friends and 110 are girls.

Have fun kissing your screen loser!

by sundowncreeping February 7, 2013

Facebook

A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.

I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.

by Jrahien July 14, 2011

Facebook

A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.

Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!

by jeffstick July 12, 2012

Facebook

Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.

Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?

Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.

Facebooker one: I Saw

by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011

Facebook

Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.

Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.

by spacezebra December 12, 2010

Facebook

A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.

1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.

by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010

Facebook

One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.

People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.

by anditwasamazing October 4, 2010