Dinosaur Heart Failure 

When a dinosaur's heart fails

the dinosaur is dying, maybe he has "dinosaur heart failure"

Dinosaur Heart Failure by dinosaursaredying November 27, 2021

Successful Failure 

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

Successful Failure by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011

epic failure 

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

epic failure by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure 

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

epic failure by dragondance January 11, 2009

SAS Failure 

Shit Air Separator failed to release (only) a fart. Person on the edge of diarrhea, who attempts to fart, but manages to foul their underpants.

I only wanted to fart, but suffered a SAS failure.

SAS Failure by Lexinut October 3, 2005

miserable failure 

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail

Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd

miserable failure by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011

Epic Failure 

Olivia Calistri

Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.

Epic Failure by damn_right_son January 10, 2009