Excersize

The act of getting your lazy rear-end of the couch to stop playing video games and start doing one of these activities: running, jogging, crunches, jumping jacks, having sex, pull ups, push ups, having sex; etc...

Harold got off the couch and went to the bedroom to do some excersize with his lady friend.

by Ms. Einstein September 26, 2010

Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.

John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!

by Corn Flake December 6, 2006

the excalibur

a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.

-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(

by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007

excelsior

a word yelled when men see a particularly attractive female within distance for other men to take notice and to not offend the woman directly.

As a gorgeous woman passed his station at the local healthcare plant.....

Seth: EXCELSIOR!!!
Norm: EXCELSIOR!!!
Craig: What the fuck!
Shaun: Some ol' bullshit.
Richard: So i was in the Navy.....

by bigsight April 27, 2010

excentuation

It’s a silly misspelled/mispronounced word slow people use when they mean accentuation.

He used excentuation of the words to help the person understand.

by Charlie November 23, 2004

Excession

An out of context problem or event - something that is so large or different from normal that it causes a system or society to change in a fundamental way. Originally defined by author Iain M Banks and used as the title of a novel.

The corona virus is an excession. Now governments will consider giving money directly to the people instead of taxing them, as without the support everything we do will fail.

by alexp700 March 20, 2020

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009