Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 26, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 06, 2013

Evaning

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning

Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”

by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 13, 2020

Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020