Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

by Sexydimma January 29, 2015

esnesnon

To make sense

This conversation is esnesnon

by Bratwurst12 September 8, 2016

essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

by Sexydimma April 3, 2017

essenciaology

noun

Is a secular and non-political movement, focusing on achieving within society a set of what can be categorized as natural moral and ethical values and principles which are predominant within natural society ( The natural order of things). It refers to the ideological preconditioning of societies perception in relation with how society perceives the material world, from an essential as opposed superficial and excessive slant. Whereby categorizing life's priorities upon their essential and not incidental properties.

essenciaology, reprioritizes the illogical and excessive value placed upon the procuring of worldly wealth and material positions, with a more moderate and balanced approach to these. While placing greater value upon those things in life which are essential in the sustaining, preserving and the enhancing the quality of life.

by Baron Neville May 7, 2017

Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank

Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank

by kirn October 22, 2017