the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.
omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
by lilfuckhead May 3, 2020
Get the Elimug. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* a 12 year old who thinks she knows anything and everything. She doesn't respect her elder and is extremely rude. She only hates on men and is a solo stan. If you meet an Eli in your life run , because she will ruin it. Her favorite words are probably Coral Cunt. She also gets triggered when you make fun of her age. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
by gottaliveitbigtime May 6, 2018
Get the Elimug. A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole
by Gantard November 26, 2017
Get the Elimug. The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.
"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"
by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004
Get the Elymug. not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay
that jacket is so eli
by blahblah9 February 3, 2010
Get the Elimug. Get the Elimug. 