El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

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El-Masri

Thanks to their natural strength and wise nature those with the last name El-Masri have long been known as warriors and fighters for justice. A name steeped in honor and an eagerness to protect their fellow men. You can never out number them, Since 1655.

The ' El-Masri ' family are warriors and fighters.

by 2enty1ne7eventy July 28, 2019

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El Poopacabra

A poop so unreal in size or characteristics that no one believes it actually existed.

Me: My poop was so big it circled the toilet twice. Friend: Sounds like an el poopacabra.

by themich July 26, 2014

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el jorquera

A notorious group of 5 who don’t give a fuck!

Yo stay away from the el jorquera guys.. their dangerous

by Huncho Shivey November 10, 2021

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El pik

Voir moron

Tu peux m'fronter une seltzer el pik ?

by Jpturk21 September 8, 2021

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El Coco

A Cryptic Creature from Venezuelan Folklore that refers to the childhood stories of a small being abducting children that behave poorly.El Coco only comes at night.The story goes creature carries a sack or bag where it places the children.Creature sometimes resembles brown (grey) aliens.This creature has been described as wearing a fit suit,small jacket and a snake as the logo.The Folklore dates back before 1860.

Example of Folklore : Jose if you don't do your homework "El Coco" will come tonight and take you away.

by TimeObserver February 23, 2017

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