Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

kenneth earl

Kenneth
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".

Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.

Kenneth Earl is a boy's name.

Ex.“her husband the earl had died"
Ex.“Kenneth is handsome”

by Fiesty draco March 2, 2023

The “Stanley Earl Swirl”

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.

Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?

by RockyMillion March 27, 2025

Earl

The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.

Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.

by Laney836473$ June 1, 2022

Liam Earl Farr

Possibly the biggest man on the face of the Earth. Although that would be an irrelevant mention as he dwarfs the Earth several hundred thousands of times over. Don't even begin to mention a diet in front of this man as he may become aggressive. Hide the women and CHILDREN.

That's not the Milky Way, that's just Liam Earl Farr on a cut.

by Psychotic68 February 21, 2024

The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.

Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl

by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021