Elis

Fucking huge. 6 pak. Gets bare girls. Rich. Probably your father

Elis is a fucking unit

by God 69 420 November 30, 2019

Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.

That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.

by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020

Eli

Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw

Man, that Eli is so perfect

I know, his girlfriend sure is lucky

by John_samstone December 6, 2018

Eli

A smol little boy that will never grow over 5'1 c:

Eli is small child.

by Teehee ccccc: October 12, 2020

Eli

He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Eli

the best person you will ever meet. if he likes you as a friend you are lucky, if he likes you as more than a friend you are more than lucky. he is good looking, funny and always makes you laugh. he can kick ass if he needs to and will always stick up for you. he is creative and is usually one of the best at art class.

wor Eli:

"you: wow your sooo good at art"
"him: no i'm really not i just draw what I feel, and i looked at you son that is how my picture is beautiful"

by the definition man2 February 26, 2020

Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.

have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.

by Sppedy December 6, 2021