Darfur Diet

Going on a hunger strike under the false pretense of protesting genocide in Darfur, or more generally under the false pretense of protesting any politically incorrect issue.

Mia Farrow felt a bit overweight, so she's going to Darfur Diet for 21 days instead of working out.

by ontheedge April 22, 2009

Dearf

a small jewish lawn gnome that is endangered and only found in the highest parts of russia

that dearf over there is for sale!

by xoxsomeonebeautifulxox January 2, 2011

morphing dwarves

When someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc.

Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again.

by weaseltowers December 27, 2007

DARF

A DARF is a Dumb Ass Race Fan. Primarily found in NASCAR, these are typically the older crowd that want everything to “go back to the good old days where you could race on Sunday, sell on Monday.” Most of the time they don’t know anyone other than Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. They like to claim they’ll never watch NASCAR on TV again and “THE STANDS ARE EMPTY.” If sighted in the wild, treat with care and transport to the nearest rest home.

John: “NASCAR sucks, they’ve ruined it with the stages”
Bubba: “Shut up John, you’re such a DARF.”

by Eryk Cartman January 16, 2020

dwarfbayne

part dwarf - The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. part bayne - bayne, is the biggest baddest mofo around, most famous for his chronic masturbation!

dude 1 - omg its dwarfbayne
dude 2 - holy sheet epic wins!

by pompous brit May 13, 2010

dwarves

Perfection, that is what dwarves are, simply perfection. In the ages before myths the gods created the Dwarves, (stout, strong, short, and posessing a rare kind of genius) so that they might be the stewards of the world, and care for the lesser races such as the elves who are too busy nancing around poles to be much good.

Elves themselves were created to be burned. Hence the name "wood elf," short for "wood substitute."

A racial member of the Dwarves recounting his last worldly deed: "Oh aye, I helped that Elf's wife with her garden. It only took a minute for me to get her tulips to open, and then she let me plant a mighty oak below her bush. Which sadly might of been a crab apple."

by Stephen Reeves June 24, 2006

Dwark

Adj: To drop a painful doo doo and begin to bark.
(Due to the serious pain and sweat)

“Bro, I was in the big bathroom and I could hear Deon DWARK for a second, and then he began DWARKING and it sounds unholy.”

by GoochFurGatorade April 11, 2019