Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Bradley Douglas

Bradley is tatted af! He stay saying crazy shit 🤷🏻 ♀️

Bradley Douglas: I swear to goooood! I swear to goooooood!!!

by UnicornSemen March 5, 2020

Douglas

A guy who's totally a d*ck, doesn't care about anyone but himself, probably w a god-like personality. Has a big penis tho

Person 1: I think Douglas is really handsome!
Person 2: He kicked a dog yesterday Jessi

by Kn1ve5 July 12, 2020

Douglas

Australian slang for a Kangaroo's uterus.

Oi mate that Kangaroo is so pregnant you can see it's Douglas.

by Snooj_Fire June 4, 2020

Douglas

To shove a thermometer down your d1ckh0l3 with the tip of the thermometer being 1000 degrees while a raptor furry eats sh1t coming out of your 4ssh0l3

DOUGLAS ME I FORGOT THE MILK

by rsthegwhre ewers June 28, 2020

Douglas

This is the name of a man that will hunt down any girl he sets his sights on and he'll stop at nothing intill he gets that ass

Only if the girl is under 10 years of age

Also this man can be incredibly gay

NO DOUGLAS LEAVE HER ALONE YOU GAY BOI

by HEATER HIM SELF September 19, 2020

Douglased

To promote iteration, agility, positivity, and transparency at all costs.

The digital exhibition was a success because everyone douglased from the beginning.

by Halve190 September 25, 2020