DOOMED

SHOOKETH to the core.

I am DOOMED

by gracegiffy January 20, 2023

Doored

Getting swatted

Jeffery: I just “doored” some kid
Jimmy : oh nice!

by Jim nuts! March 12, 2023

Doober

When your girlfriend is being a doo doo head and a goober at the same time

My girlfriend is being such a doober today

by XXXGPSIMSXXXX March 26, 2023

Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023

DoomedVillain

Someone who regardless of their standpoint or actions, is doomed to be the villain in peoples troubles. Even if this person does nothing it is considered treasonous.

It doesn't matter what he does or doesn't do to help the situation, it seems he's just a doomedvillain.

by A Disgruntled Villain June 13, 2023

Doobert

That friend that hogs the doobie in rotation, meaning he is a Doobie Booby.

Aiden started to hog the bumbaclot doobie, therefore he is a Doobert.

by Smokeys Doom September 25, 2023

doomed yaoi

when a silly little rascal is incapable of grasping attraction towards the better character

Sheesh, youre so doomed yaoi...

by jackiecore December 11, 2023