by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

I own a doge
by THE GIRAFFE DOGE December 2, 2022

A doge is just a Shiba Inu that was turned into a meme. Said meme was popular in the early 2010s, and slowly died down over the years. The dog featured in the doge meme is a Shiba Inu named Kabosu (かぼす in Japanese), born on November 2nd, 2005. She is currently 16 years old, a great accomplishment, considering 16 human years is equivalent to 80 dog years. So, to sum it up: Doge, an internet meme that sky rocketed in 2013 and died down overtime. Based on a real Shiba Inu named Kabosu, or かぼす in Japanese. Kabosu is currently 16, equivalent to 80 years old for a dog.
That's the doge.
That's the doge.
(Pretend it's 2013)
"Man, have you heard about that super popular meme Doge?"
"Yeah, people are going crazy over it!"
(Back to 2021)
"dOgE!"
"Dude, shut the hell up, that meme's been dead for a while now."
"Man, have you heard about that super popular meme Doge?"
"Yeah, people are going crazy over it!"
(Back to 2021)
"dOgE!"
"Dude, shut the hell up, that meme's been dead for a while now."
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 21, 2021

DOGE is the acronym for the Department of Government Efficiency, a temporary organization created by President Trump in January 2025. The organization's goal is to reduce federal spending and regulations, and to modernize government technology. Elon Musk is the executive of DOGE.
To all the Democrats and libtards, Trump and Elon are coming for you and putting you on notice because your days of corruption, fraud and waste are over! You will be DOGED!!!
by TurboTodd69 February 12, 2025

Doge: Noun
Pronounced like the 'doge' in 'Dogecoin.' A doge is a very fancy dog, typically found in the rich suburbs of LA in areas like Beverly Hills or the beach cities of Orange County. A doge is a dog whose bougie owner probably spends hundreds if not thousands of dollars a month accessorizing & grooming said dog (ex. buying expensive collars). A doge will always be clean and has fur that is always well-groomed.
Pronounced like the 'doge' in 'Dogecoin.' A doge is a very fancy dog, typically found in the rich suburbs of LA in areas like Beverly Hills or the beach cities of Orange County. A doge is a dog whose bougie owner probably spends hundreds if not thousands of dollars a month accessorizing & grooming said dog (ex. buying expensive collars). A doge will always be clean and has fur that is always well-groomed.
1. "Oh my God! I LOVE your doge, he's so soft."
"Oh yeah thank you, his grooming was $300 but they did everything; so worth it."
2. "Wow look at that doge! I bet the owner drives a Bentley"
"Oh yeah thank you, his grooming was $300 but they did everything; so worth it."
2. "Wow look at that doge! I bet the owner drives a Bentley"
by blacksharkus June 17, 2022

by Frankie Bangles November 26, 2024

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
