comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers

guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

by Lissylooe January 03, 2020

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Love is the thing, which can bind you or anyone with other one, after then that other person becomes special for you as you become special for him/her. Love teaches us the best way to live the life with happiness and fun. Love is the precious feeling of everyone’s heart, it can neither be created nor be destroyed for someone special for you. Love just come in the heart and goes from the heart itself. Love is the God gifted love liest feeling of heart ever on the earth.

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by mantrafordivorce April 24, 2019

i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 02, 2022

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Divorce-aversary

The anniversary of signing your divorce papers.

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary

by Iggy10 October 07, 2023

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023