Dickoma

When the dick puts her to sleep, after great sex.

Girl Nick put me in a dickoma last night and I slept until noon today

by BDN9119 June 8, 2018

dickonnaise

Semen. From a human. Male. So named because of its similarity to mayonnaise, a common condiment, and its utensil of origin, the dick.

Last night's wank-a-thon left on the table stains of dickonnaise spread everywhere, an unpleasant task awaited for the butler.

by tha Trollfather July 1, 2018

dickover

A fucking dumbass. Thats everything you need to know.

God dammit Dickover! Why are you such a dumbass!

by Jew0 March 14, 2018

DickOver

Sleep over but with a a boy that gives you dick instead of girls

Is just like if you would tell your girlfriends “want to stay for a sleep over “ but instead you say it to your boyfriend or the boy you sleeping with “let’s have a dickOver “

by Nccm May 14, 2018

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickolarge

When a baby is born with a dick larger than normal.

Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge

by I am the Doc September 27, 2018

Dickocide

The act of leaning forward and biting off one’s own penis.

That girl is hideous, I’d rather commit dickocide than sleep with her.

by chrispychicken97 October 17, 2018