Deja Poo

When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.

Deja Poo motherfucker, Deja Poo.

by dickdragondog November 24, 2010

Deja Poo

The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.

Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.

by Dave Kaminski, Dan Flores December 16, 2008

Deja Moo

The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

some one tells u they are coming and don't
u have heard this over and over
Friend said they would come over Deja moo

by gracieshy January 13, 2008

Deja Pooh

The need for a second pooh after taking an earth-shattering first pooh in the morning after a successful night.

"Christ Edna, I was all ready to get cosy in bed again and lo and behold, Deja Pooh!"

by Phaedrus T Wonderkid September 27, 2009

Deja bon

A good memory
A memory that is bon

On remembering a girl one once poked "I've got deja bon"

by Wiiill March 23, 2008

deja-vrooom

The experience of purchasing a new car and suddenly noticing other cars just like yours.

After Bob bought his Mustang, he experienced deja-vrooom as he began seeing other Mustangs everywhere he went.

by Oliver Hammond November 16, 2004

deja screw

When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.

Friend 1:

"I think he will be faithful this time."

Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."

by Karen Drummey December 6, 2009